Day 01: Let's Go Somewhere (no one else can see)

[maverick0324.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry that this took so long to post. We have no power where I live and I've been running around like a lost badger looking for a wild wifi. Anyways, I have a hotel room now and I have a wifi pass and things are much better. TIME TO COMMENCE WITH MONABOYD MONTH!

Title: Let's Go Somewhere (no one else can see)
Rating: PG-13 for suggested adult situations and many curse words.
A/N: I will admit that the format for this fic is not of my own design, I did borrow it as I think it is an awesome story-telling format. I hope you enjoy it. I apologise for all spelling errors, it hurt my soul to make them.

As always, these characters are not mine and belong to themselves and their significant others and/or voodoo priestesses respectively.

Oh, and it will be important to know. Billy is plain text. Dom is in italics



Saturday morning, Scottish mean time

(5:34 AM) Guess who just got a job in nZ!1

(5:42 AM) YOu're supposd to guess there Billyboy

(5:44 AM) Bloodyfuckhell

(5:44 AM) Do you have any idea what time it is where I am?

(5:46 AM) Oh yeah timechanges 

(5:49 AM) Oh yes. Thoe things. Important important things dommeh. 

(5:50 AM) I thought we worked out your issues with them when you were in Hawaii

(5:51 AM) I lapsde sy

(6:02 AM) So. r u gna guess..?

(6: 07 AM) Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilly

(6:14 AM) cmon billeh don't leave me hangng

(6:17 AM) I needed coffee to deal with your misspellings so early

(6:18 AM) u love my mispellngs dun lie

(6:19 AM) Aye, when I can understand them. When I can't its just amusing. so right, who got a job then?

(6:21 AM) i did billyboy

(6:21 AM) you got a job in nz? I thought you were in god knows where tibet with bugs...?

(6:23 AM) i was but its a travel show bills

(6:23 AM) u got 2 travel w?a travl show

(6:37 AM) That does ... actually make a good amount of sense this early in the morning

(6:29 AM) fuck-- new zealand. seriously dom?

(6:32 AM) is teh coffee just beginning to make things sink in billyboy/

(6:33 AM) Fuck you I understand things all the time

(6:33 AM) I am a brilliant understander

(6:34 AM) Some say the brightest understander of things of our time even

(6:34 AM) illustrius company you must keep bill

(6:35 AM) that was a pretty big word for you there dom

(6:35 AM) have you been using that big book of words I gave you?

(6:36 AM) oh ha ha

(6:37 AM) fuck u bills

(6:43 AM) Only when you ask politely dom ;)

(7:01 AM) i hve 2 ask politly now?

(1:38PM) So, new zealand... when are you leaving wherever you are for there?

(1:43 PM) And this is for your new show aye? 

(1:47 PM) Means staying down there a bit, I'm sure. For filming everything of course. 

(1:54 PM) Hotels are so fucking expensive now bloody hell. 

(7:22 PM) ???

(10:19 PM) Why so many question marks? 

(10:21 PM) u said htels r expensive

(10:21 PM) No I didn't

(10:22 PM) ys u did

(10:22 PM) Dommeh, I'm pretty sure I'd remember what I wrote.

(10:23 PM) just like how u don't remember the hose and the those red heels and lij's records?

(10:25 PM) WE WERE TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN

(10:26 PM) hshahahahahshshahahas
(10:45 PM) no btu rly bills what about hotels?
(11:53 PM) blllllllllls billbillbillbillehbill
(12:02 AM) fine b that way
(12:09 AM) i know what u said
(12:12 AM) have ir savd right hre
(12:23 AM) righ weree it says ur a liar lying pants bill

Monday morning, still Scottish mean time

(9:29 AM) So when are you going to nz dommeh?

(11:45 AM) Oh come on, I know it is not too early where you are, you're just ignoring me now.

(1:16 PM) Dom. I will call you. Endlessly. And rack up your phone bill. Don't make me do it. 

(1:27 PM) rack up ur bill too bill

(1:29 PM) yes but that is a sacrifice I was willing to make. 

(1:32 PM) thats vry giving of u bills. selfless even

(1:32 PM) they say I am the pinnacle of selfless generosity.

(1:35 PM) who is they bill? r u sure theyre not lying/ 
(1:37 PM) they might be lying
(1:37 PM) friends rly shouldnt lie i don't think u should talk to these liars anymore

(1:39 PM) ...liars? what, dom? are you saying i am not the bastion of all that is saintly and good in this world? 

(1:40 PM) whts the saying bills? if u cant say anything nice u shouldnt lie?

(1:41 PM) no i don't think thats how it goes...

(1:42 PM) cleanliness next to godliness next 2 furthst thing from billeh boyf
(1:42 PM) boyd

(1:44 PM) You really shouldn't make fun of billy boyf like that. he never asked to be drug into this conversation

(1:46 PM) serces him right. ponce.

(1:47 PM) I'm sure your history with him is sordid and long

(1:53 PM) yea is is 

(4:47 PM) so when are you leaving dom? 

(6:22 PM) any time would be helpful. day, week, month, year....

(1:16 AM) 2012.

Tueday morning, Scottish mean time

(7:43 AM) anytime you feel like narrowing that down then...

(11:15 AM) oh well then this coming friday

(1:47 PM) bloody hell its tuesday dom!

(1:49 PM) when were you gonna tell me you were headed down there?

(1:50 PM) on your way down the gangplank?

(2:50 PM) I can hear ur rage all the way over here billeh

(3:37 PM) bloody fecking good for no nothing...

(3:48 PM) i always love to hear how you care

(7:55 PM) bills
(8:09 PM) billy
(8:22 PM) oi bloody wanker answer the bloody phone!1

(8:38 PM) I'm busy Dom. 

(8:40 PM) Billy is not here right now. Please leave your accolades, compliments and BAFTA's after the tone and he'll get back to you after he is done being busy. TONE.

(8:47 PM) ha ha not falling for that 

(8:53 PM) again. 

(8:55 PM) fuck u i was drunk

(8:57 PM) going with that excuse then are we?

(9:03 PM) not an exucse. u got me drunk

(9:07 PM) on those bloody hawaiian tropically things

(9:13 PM) ahahahahahah SO DRUNK

(9:29 PM) i have nightmres abut pinna coladas now billy

(9:32 PM) its liek a thng nw

(9:47 PM) right go away dom i'm busy now and i can talk with you at some other time. 

(10:21 PM) fine dont want to talk to u anywyas

(11:43 PM) i didn mean ti bllllly

(11:58 PM) stll wannnna talk wth u

(12: 21 PM) but u dun wnna talk w/ me

(1:15 AM) sh, its okay. go to sleep numptie. I'll talk to you again soon. 

 

Wednesday, Scottish mean time

(3:01 PM) so wht i was gona say last night b4 u so rudley ignord my call

(3:24 PM) well for gods sake man don't leave me hanging.

(3:28 PM) they don't have our house availbl

(3:32 PM) ....our house?

(3:33 PM) OUR HOUSe BILL!1

(3:34 PM) u donr remembr our house?

(3:34 PM) D: D: D: D:

(3: 41 PM) of COURSE I remember our house I was just registering surprise that you checked on it. 

(3:45 PM) cum on bill thts not ur surprised face. i can c it from here

(3:46 PM) its all wrong

(3:48 PM) ... did you just say my face is all wrong?

(3:50 PM) sh bill don't think about it

(3:53 PM) but rly why r u surprised?

(3:57 PM) should i not want to stay in our house/

(4:02 PM) there were some awesome memoriess there bill

(6:17 PM) yeah Dom there were some awesome memories there. 

(6:20 PM) ;)

(6:28 PM) you remember that time with the surfboard? when you hit your head on the table?

(7:01 PM) u think id 4get that?

(7:04 PM) i dont think i could move for a week after that. not properly

(7:11 PM) sneaky tricksy flexible scotsman

(11:05 PM) ha ha ha ha ha oh yes.

Thursday, Scottish mean time

(2:09 PM) am packing oh ys am packing

(2:11 PM) packng 4 2nd best trp ever

(2:12 PM) 1st nz was teh best trip

(4:54 PM) its werd packing 4 nz this tme

(5:03 PM) knwing what 2 take i mean

(6:57 PM) bill?

(7:11 PM) bill r u there?

(10:10 PM) i have 2 leave soon and i guss ill talk to u later

Friday, New Zealand mean time

(3:15 PM) GREEEETINGS FROM SUNNY NX!

(3:16 PM) NZ

(3:32 PM) so Dom. Where are you?

(3:38 PM) i jst said bills

(3:38 PM) NZ

(3:40 PM) no daftie. I mean WHERE in NZ are you? 

(3:41 PM) ...south island?

(3:43 PM) is that a question?

(3:44 PM) ... no?

(3:57 PM) I really don't remember that tree being in our backyard do you?

(4:04 PM) ....??

(4: 09 PM) what treeee bill?

(4:10 PM) n what bckyrd?

(4:19 PM) I mean, at least the couch is still as soft as ever but really that tree is blocking the view of the water.

(4:21 PM) ....

(4:21 PM) billlls dont be shiting me

(4:25 PM) I don't know what you mean....

(4:29 PM) Oh and ... doors unlocked by the way. 

(4:30 PM) ;)

Comments

[dizzydame.livejournal.com]

Oh this is absolutely adorable!! I love them, and the text message format! Really awesome job. :D

[sandelwood]

Yay Monaboyd Month! and Texting fic! Sneaky Billy is best!

[carribbe.livejournal.com]

This is so entertaining - and I love the format! I admit I was hooked right away, and I wanted to know where Dom was going.
(Now I'm imagining Billy's arrival...)

Thank you for a very clever and funny story. Ah, the memories of New Zealand. :)

[glass-moment.livejournal.com]

Aww, this was adorable! You definitely have a handle on Dom's godawful netspeak style, too. :-P

[rubyelf.livejournal.com]

LOL... I love it! Very sweet.

[piratesorka.livejournal.com]

Ahh Monaboyd month, how I love it. This was a tasty little bit of a fic. Format was truly fun. Plus its just wonderful fun to consider the two of them being in NZ again.

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Bravo! That was excellent! Loved every word.

[fizzyblogic.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ♥

[nc-shy-gurl.livejournal.com]

There's no way I can even begin to explain how much I absolutely adored this. :)

[hillary ann monaboyd albury (from livejournal.com)]

Oh this was wonderful! I know Billy wouldn't give up the chance to rendezvous with Dom again and rekindle their most romantic time together in South Island! Thanks for Sharing! <3