meager offering

[surreality-fan.livejournal.com]

a/n: sorry i am posting this so late in the day, i literally worked all day. i had originally posted it 3 days early...lol. i had hoped to have more for my day, but real life wouldn't cooperate. i would like to expand on this into an actually fic one day... maybe.

dom, billy, and elijah

(rating: g: content, r: language?)

Spring Cleaning
“Okay guys, I think I can get rid of this.”
“But it’s a perfectly fine shirt.”
“Bill, it’s ugly as fuck.”
“It’s not ugly, it’s just…”
“Dom, it’s fucking ugly.”
“It’s a perfectly functional shirt. No reason to dispose of a perfectly functional shirt.”
“Dom, why are you hugging the shirt?”
“You’ve hurting its feelings.”
“Dom, it is a shirt, a perfectly functional shirt, but it doesn’t have feelings.”
“How do you know that?”
“It’s still fucking ugly. Would you guys ever wear it?”
“Yes, Elijah, it is a perfectly functional, apparently sensitive, shirt.”
“Fine you two can keep it.”

Comments

[feelforfaith.livejournal.com]

This was a little confusing, trying to figure out who was saying what, but the image of Dom hugging a shirt because its feelings were hurt it precious *g*.

[owlgrey.livejournal.com]

I agree. Dom hugging a shirt because it has feelings is so...Dom.

[cordeilla33.livejournal.com]

Cute fic! In my head it was Elijah helping Billy and Dom clean up 'their' filthy house (I mean who has time to clean when your having so much fun doing 'extra curricular' activities?). Loved the hugging of the shirt as well from Dom (he's just so cute isn't he? lol) and Elijah saying “Fine you TWO can keep it.” (Some of the things that these boys wear is kind of 'scary' to put it lightly - hahaha) ;P

[nc-shy-gurl.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! That was sooooo cute; you should definitely expand this if you ever have the time!

[dashery.livejournal.com]

Hee! Silly hobbitses.